July 2010
30 posts
(Plant Nursery | Maryland, USA)
Customer: “Excuse me, but do you have anything I can spray on my flowers to keep the bees off them?”
Me: “You want to keep the bees off your flowers?”
Customer: “Yes. Do you sell that?”
Me: “Do you understand how flowers work?”
from Not Always Right
Robert Pattinson of Twilight and Dracula are distant relatives
(Bookstore | Carbondale, IL, USA)
Customer: “Excuse me, could you help me find a book on grieving? My husband just died.”
Me: “I’m sorry to hear that. They’re right over here.”
(I lead her over to the death and grieving books.)
Me: “Is there anything else I can help you find today?”
Customer: “Actually yes. I’m also looking for a book on taxidermy.”
from Not Always Right
“It’s a lazy Saturday afternoon, and there’s this couple lying naked...”
– Carl Sagan
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A delightful collab between kinkei and dolldivine on deviantart
